Yaffa means "beautiful". She is an OR nurse. She also makes "the greatest salad in the world" (tm). She makes enough salad to feed the entire delivery room staff. It is worth being on-call on Sabbath eve just to taste a sample. The salad is deceptively simple. Just a raw vegetable salad. I could list the ingredients, but it would do you no good. The main ingredient cannot be bought in any market, nor found in any garden. For Yaffa's salad is imbued with love. I have just partaken of this gastronomic romance.
If you could see our faces right now, you would see people who have attained Nirvana.
Now I'm ready for anything.